*QUOTATION QUOTIENT
(Published May 18, 2014 in the Monterey Herald.)
1. “Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.”
A. Mark Zuckerberg
B. Mark McGwire
C. Mark Twain
2. “Cowards die many times before their deaths;/ The valiant never taste of death but once.”
A. William Shakespeare
B. Ernest Hemingway
C. King Arthur
3. “A good part of any day in Los Angeles is spent driving, alone, through streets devoid of meaning to the driver, which is one reason the place exhilarates some people, and floods others with an amorphous unease.”
A. Jack Nicholson
B. Joan Didion
C. Mahatma Gandhi
4. “History is the long and tragic story of the fact that privileged groups seldom give up their privileges voluntarily.”
A. Martin Luther King, Jr.
B. Queen Elizabeth II
C. Harry Truman
5. “In olden days a glimpse of stocking/ Was looked on as something shocking/ But now, Heaven knows,/ Anything goes.”
A. Natalie Cole
B. Nat King Cole
C. Cole Porter
6. “There is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men.”
A. Charles Manson
B. Herman Melville
C. Dr. Doolittle
7. “People who don’t know how to keep themselves healthy ought to have the decency to get themselves buried, and not waste time about it.”
A. Henrik Ibsen
B. Richard Simmons
C. William Howard Taft
8. “Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.”
A. Drew Barrymore
B. Chris Christie
C. Bob Hope
9. “Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.”
A. Oscar Wilde
B. Arne Duncan
C. Thomas Edison
10. “It is quite obvious that the human race has made a queer mess of life on this planet. But as a people we probably harbor seeds of goodness that have lain for a long time waiting to sprout when the conditions are right.”
A. J. K. Rowling
B. E. B. White
C. J. D. Salinger
Answers: 1-C, 2-A , 3-B , 4-A , 5-C , 6-B , 7-A , 8-C , 9-A , 10-B
Scoring: 10–QQQQ = Quote-Master
(number correct) 8-9–QQQ = Scholar
6-7–QQ = Literate
4-5–Q = Semi-Literate
0-3–No Q=Quote-Dunce
BONUS QUOTE:
“Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health, knowledge and good judgment will always be in demand under all conditions.” – Roger Babson
(Babson, 1875-1967, an American business educator, writer and statistician, founded three colleges.)
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