Published August 16, 2015 at Montereyherald.com/lifestyle (Interactive version)
1. “The only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work, and the only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking, and don’t settle. As with all matters of the heart, you’ll know when you find it.”
A. Keith Olbermann
B. Lawrence Welk
C. Steve Jobs
2. “All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.”
A. Fran Lebowitz
B. Norman Vincent Peale
C. Dr. Ruth Westheimer
3. “To cure jealousy is to see it for what it is, a dissatisfaction with self.”
A. Joan Didion
B. Joan Rivers
C. Joan Baez
4. “Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.”
A. Marlee Matlin
B. George Carlin
C. Lucy van Pelt
5. “A generation which ignores history has no past – and no future.”
A. Justin Bieber
B. Robert A. Heinlein
C. Aaron Burr
6. “I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I’m in a cabinet meeting.”
A. Ronald Reagan
B. Abraham Lincoln
C. Chester A. Arthur
7. “Being in a ship is like being in jail, with the chance of being drowned.”
A. Charles Manson
B. Captain Ahab
C. Samuel Johnson
8. “The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.”
A. Sam Farr
B. Will Rogers
C. Megyn Kelly
9. “All the world ‘s a stage, and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts.”
A. William Shakespeare
B. William Randolph Hearst
C. William Shatner
10. “You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
A. Sigmund Freud
B. Jennifer Aniston
C. Dr. Seuss
Answers: 1-C, 2-A , 3-A , 4-B , 5-B , 6-A , 7-C , 8-B , 9-A , 10-C
Scoring: 10–QQQQ = Quote-Master
(number correct) 8-9–QQQ = Scholar
6-7–QQ = Literate
4-5–Q = Semi-Literate
0-3–No Q = Quote-Dunce
BONUS QUOTE:
“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.”
― Elbert Hubbard, 1856-1915, was an American writer, publisher and philosopher.
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