*Quotation Quotient
(Published December 22, 2013 in the Monterey County Herald.)
1. “Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all thirty feet tall.”
A. Pope Francis
B. W.C. Fields
C. Larry Wilde
2. “It’s kind of fun to do the impossible.”
A. Walt Disney
B. Walt Whitman
C. Walter White
3. “Heaven and hell is right now…. You make it heaven or you make it hell by your actions.”
A. George Harrison
B. Rachael Ray
C. Colin Kaepernick
4. “Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind.”
A. Rudyard Kipling
B. Jonas Salk
C. Arnold Schwarzenegger
5. “Not only our future economic soundness but the very soundness of our democratic institutions depends on the determination of our government to give employment to idle men.”
A. Archie Bunker
B. Mitch McConnell
C. Franklin D. Roosevelt
6. “A musician must make music, an artist must paint, a poet must write, if he is to be ultimately at peace with himself. What a man can be, he must be.”
A. Raul Castro
B. Abraham Maslow
C. William Tecumseh Sherman
7. “The law isn’t justice. It’s a very imperfect mechanism. If you press exactly the right buttons and are also lucky, justice may show up in the answer. A mechanism is all the law was ever intended to be.”
A. Raymond Chandler
B. John Roberts
C. Barbra Streisand
8. “The first TV babies are now writing with a TV mind that has no attention span at all.”
A. Mark Twain
B. Gore Vidal
C. Marilyn Monroe
9. “A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.”
A. D.B. Cooper
B. H.R. Haldeman
C. H.L. Mencken
10. “I heard the bells on Christmas Day/ Their old, familiar carols play,/
And wild and sweet/ The words repeat/ Of peace on earth, good-will to men!”
A. Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
B. Charles Dickens
C. Martin Luther King
Answers: 1-C, 2-A , 3-A , 4-A , 5-C , 6-B , 7-A , 8-B , 9-C , 10-A
Scoring: 10–QQQQ = Quote-Master
(number correct) 8-9–QQQ = Scholar
6-7–QQ = Literate
4-5–Q = Semi-Literate
0-3–No Q = Quote-Dunce
BONUS QUOTE:
“‘Most all the time, the whole year round, there ain’t no flies on me,
But jest ‘fore Christmas I’m as good as I kin be!” -Eugene Field
(Field, 1850-1895, was an American humorist and writer of children’s poetry.)
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