*QUOTATION QUOTIENT
(Published June 15, 2014 in the Monterey Herald.)
1. “The greatest monarch on the proudest throne is obliged to sit upon his own arse.”
A. Prince Charles
B. Benjamin Franklin
C. Homer Simpson
2. “Let’s think the unthinkable, let’s do the undoable. Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.”
A. John Adams
B. Douglas Adams
C. Ansel Adams
3. “I have found little that is ‘good’ about human beings on the whole. In my experience most of them are trash, no matter whether they publicly subscribe to this or that ethical doctrine or to none at all. That is something that you cannot say aloud, or perhaps even think.”
A. Sigmund Freud
B. John McCain
C. Kathie Lee Gifford
4. “Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find the right road.”
A. Martin Scorsese
B. Eddie Haskell
C. Dag Hammarskjold
5. “Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts.”
A. Eric Holder
B. Bowe Bergdahl
C. Edward R. Murrow
6. “The real truth of the matter is, as you and I know, that a financial element in the large centers has owned the government of the U.S. since the days of Andrew Jackson.”
A. Franklin D. Roosevelt
B. Abraham Lincoln
C. Betty White
7. “The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious – the fundamental emotion which stands at the cradle of true art and true science.”
A. Alfred Hitchcock
B. Albert Einstein
C. Margaret Thatcher
8. “Go ahead, make my day.”
A. Harry Callahan
B. Arnold Schwarzenegger
C. Clint Eastwood
9. “A man who has never gone to school may steal a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.”
A. Leonardo da Vinci
B. Barack Obama
C. Theodore Roosevelt
10. “When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.”
A. Mark Zuckerberg
B. Mark Twain
C. Mark McGwire
Answers: 1-B, 2-B , 3-A , 4-C , 5-C , 6-A , 7-B , 8-A & C , 9-C , 10-B
Scoring: 10–QQQQ = Quote-Master
(number correct) 8-9–QQQ = Scholar
6-7–QQ = Literate
4-5–Q = Semi-Literate
0-3–No Q=Quote-Dunce
BONUS QUOTE:
“A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.” ~Enid Bagnold
(Bagnold, 1889-1981, a British author and playwright, wrote “National Velvet.”)
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