BONUS QUOTE OF THE DAY
“I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said ‘Happy Birthday’ on it. I didn’t want to waste it so I just wrote ‘Jesus’ on it.” – Demetri Martin
(This stand-up comic is often seen on Comedy Central, and hosted his own show, “important Things With Demetri Martin.”)
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