Tag Archives: George Carlin

What’s Your QQ? #301

Published December 30, 2012 in the Monterey County Herald

Who said?

“The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won’t get much sleep.”

 

BONUS QUOTE OF THE DAY:

“An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.” -Bill Vaughan

 (Vaughn, 1915-1977, wrote a syndicated column for the Kansas City Star for more than thirty years.)

 

 

 

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What’s Your QQ? #281

Published August 12, 2012 in the Monterey County Herald

Which George said:

“I don’t have pet peeves; I have major psychotic…hatreds.”

BONUS QUOTE OF THE DAY:

“The Olympics remain the most compelling search for excellence that exists in sport, and maybe in life itself.”

― Dawn Fraser

 (The Australian was the first woman swimmer to win gold medals in three consecutive Olympics: 1956, 1960, and 1964.)

 

 

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What’s Your QQ? #265

Published April 15, 2012 in the Monterey County Herald.

BONUS QUOTE OF THE DAY:

“I will never go bungee jumping. A rubber breaking was the reason I was born, it sure as hell isn’t going to be the reason that I die.” – Aaron Karo

 (Karo is a stand-up comic who posts his unique observations at ruminations.com.)


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What’s Your QQ? #249

BONUS QUOTE OF THE DAY

“I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said ‘Happy Birthday’ on it. I didn’t want to waste it so I just wrote ‘Jesus’ on it.”  – Demetri Martin

 (This stand-up comic is often seen on Comedy Central, and hosted his own show, “important Things With Demetri Martin.”)

 


 


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