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What’s Your Quotation Quotient? #425

Published May 15-17, 2015 at Montereyherald.com/lifestyle (Interactive version)
 

1. “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.”

 

A. A.A. Milne

B. Walt Disney

C. George Orwell

 

2. “Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for truth.”

 

A. Benjamin Disraeli

B. Jack Nicklaus

C. Whoopi Goldberg

 

3. “The success of a ghost story may be judged by its

thermometrical quality; if it sends a cold shiver

down one’s spine, it has done its job and done

it well.”

 

A. Edith Wharton

B. Beatrix Potter

C. Shirley Temple

 

4. “It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.”

 

A. Sigmund Freud

B. Philip K. Dick

C. Dwight Eisenhower

 

5. “The most incomprehensible thing about the universe is that it is comprehensible.”

 

A. George Noory

B. James Madison

C. Albert Einstein

 

6. “A sense of the fundamental decencies is parceled out unequally at birth.”

 

A. Roman Polanski

B. Bernie Sanders

C. F. Scott Fitzgerald

 

7. “The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.”

 

A. John Kenneth Galbraith

B. Suze Orman

C. Nancy Reagan

 

8. “I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.”

 

A. Bob Woodward

B. Harry S. Truman

C. Stephen Hawking

 

9. “It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations… The quotations when engraved upon the memory give you good thoughts.”

 

A. Winston Churchill

B. Roseanne Barr

C. Orville Wright

 

10. “Let us read and let us dance — two amusements that will never do any harm to the world.”

 

A. Mike Huckabee

B. Edgar Allan Poe

C. Voltaire

 

 

Answers: 1-C, 2-A , 3-A , 4-B , 5-C , 6-C , 7-A , 8-B , 9-A , 10-C

 

Scoring:               10–QQQQ = Quote-Master   

(number correct)        8-9–QQQ = Scholar                       

                                   6-7–QQ = Literate

                                  4-5–Q = Semi-Literate

                                 0-3–No Q = Quote-Dunce

 

BONUS QUOTE:

 “The value of the average conversation could be enormously improved by the constant use of four simple words: ‘I do not know.'”

 –Andre Maurois, 1885-1967, was a French biographer, novelist and essayist.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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What’s Your QQ*? #418

(Published March 27, 2015 at Montereyherald.com/lifestyle, Interactive version)


 

1. “Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything.”

 

A. Theodore Roosevelt

B. Tom Bodett

C. Charles Kuralt

 

2. “Human beings can attain a worthy and harmonious life only if they are able to rid themselves, within the limits of human nature, of striving to fulfill wishes of the material kind.”

 

A. Sam Walton

B. Albert Einstein

C. Ted Cruz

 

3. “Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.”

 

A. Henry Kissinger

B. Marilyn Monroe

C. Dr. Ruth Westheimer

 

4. “I’m the one that’s got to die when it’s time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to.”

 

A. Jimmy Stewart

B. Jimmy Fallon

C. Jimi Hendrix

 

5. “Disobedience, in the eyes of anyone who has read history, is man’s original virtue. It is through disobedience that progress has been made, through disobedience and through rebellion.”

 

A. Thomas Jefferson

B. Nat King Cole

C. Oscar Wilde

 

6. “In matters of conscience, the law of the majority has no place.”

 

A. Mahatma Gandhi

B. Joseph Goebbels

C. Julie Andrews

 

7. “Sensible and responsible women do not want to vote. The relative positions to be assumed by man and woman in the working out of our civilization were assigned long ago by a higher intelligence than ours.”

 

A. Grover Cleveland

B. Hillary Clinton

C. Susan B. Anthony

 

8. “Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into.”

 

A. Oliver North

B. Oliver Hardy

C. Oliver Twist

 

9. “A photograph is not an accident—it is a concept. It exists at, or before, the moment of exposure of the negative.”

 

A. Ansel Adams

B. René Descartes

C. Mathew Brady

 

10. “As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death.”

 

A. Ted Cruz

B. Leonardo da Vinci

C. Julia Child

 

 

 

 

Answers: 1-C, 2-B , 3-A , 4-C , 5-C , 6-A , 7-A , 8-B , 9-A , 10-B

 

Scoring:               10–QQQQ = Quote-Master   

(number correct)        8-9–QQQ = Scholar                       

                                   6-7–QQ = Literate

                                  4-5–Q = Semi-Literate

                                 0-3–No Q = Quote-Dunce

 

BONUS QUOTE:

 “We’ve all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.” ― Robert Wilensky

 (Wilensky, 1951-2013, was a computer science professor at UC Berkeley.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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What’s Your QQ*? #417

(Published March 22, 2015 at Montereyherald.com/lifestyle, Interactive version)


 

1. “The trick in life isn’t getting what you want, my dear, it’s wanting it after you get it.”

 

A. Katharine Hepburn

B. Fyodor Dostoevsky

C. Eldridge Cleaver

 

2. “If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.”

 

A. Irving Berlin

B. John Kerry

C. Dorothy Parker

 

3. “Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.”

 

A. Abraham Lincoln

B. Albert Einstein

C. Jennifer Lopez

 

4. “The thought of death has now become a part of my life. I read the obituaries every day just for the satisfaction of not seeing my name there.”

 

A. Neil Simon

B. Neil deGrasse Tyson

C. Neil Patrick Harris

 

5. “Fame is a fickle food/ Upon a shifting plate.”

 

A. Rachael Ray

B. Emily Dickinson

C. Donald Trump

 

 6. “We sleep, but the loom of life never stops, and the pattern which was weaving when the sun went down is weaving when it comes up in the morning.”

 

A. Yogi Berra

B. Whoopi Goldberg

C. Henry Ward Beecher

 

7. “Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.”

 

A. Charlie Chaplin

B. Ringo Starr

C. Anwar al-Sadat

 

8. “Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?”

 

A. Steven Spielberg

B. Steven Wright

C. Steven Seagal

 

9. “The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.”

 

A. Marcel Marceau

B. Salvador Dali

C. Mark Twain

 

10. “Every relationship you are in will fail, until one doesn’t.”

 

A. Dan Savage

B. Larry King

C. Al Jolson

 

 

Answers: 1-A, 2-C , 3-B , 4-A , 5-B , 6-C , 7-A , 8-B , 9-C , 10-A

 

Scoring:               10–QQQQ = Quote-Master   

(number correct)        8-9–QQQ = Scholar                       

                                   6-7–QQ = Literate

                                  4-5–Q = Semi-Literate

                                 0-3–No Q = Quote-Dunce

 

BONUS QUOTE:

 

“Mankind is safer when men seek pleasure than when they seek the power and the glory.”

―Geoffrey Gorer

 

(Gorer, 1905-1985, was an English anthropologist and author.)

 

 

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What’s Your QQ*? #416

(Published March 15, 2015 at Montereyherald.com/lifestyle, Interactive version)


 

1. “There is no passion to be found playing small – in settling for a life that is less than the one you are capable of living.”

 

A. Richard Nixon

B. Nelson Mandela

C. David Schwimmer

 

2. “What is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after.”

 

A. Ernest Hemingway

B. Pope John Paul II

C. Lon Cheney

 

3. “I have noticed that even people who claim everything is predetermined and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.”

 

A. George Washington

B. The Chicken

C. Stephen Hawking

 

4. “Better to do something imperfectly than to do nothing flawlessly.”

 

A. Robert De Niro

B. Robert H. Schuller

C. Robert Menendez

 

 5. “Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding.”

 

A. Donald Rumsfeld

B. Albert Einstein

C. Katy Perry

 

6. “Chastity: The most unnatural of the sexual perversions.”

 

A. Masters and Johnson

B. Nancy Reagan

C. Aldous Huxley

 

7. “Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.”

 

A. “Calvin & Hobbes”

B. “Peanuts”

C. “Baby Blues”

 

8. “War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.”

 

A. Adolf Hitler

B. George Orwell

C. Danny DeVito

 

9. “I’m not upset that you lied to me, I’m upset that from now on I can’t believe you.”

 

A. Frank Underwood

B. Hillary Clinton

C. Friedrich Nietzsche

 

10. “Politics has gotten so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to get beat with.”

 

A. Will Rogers

B. Kim Jong-un

C. The Koch Brothers

 

 

Answers: 1-B, 2-A , 3-C , 4-B , 5-B , 6-C , 7-A , 8-B , 9-C , 10-A

 

Scoring:               10–QQQQ = Quote-Master   

(number correct)        8-9–QQQ = Scholar                       

                                   6-7–QQ = Literate

                                  4-5–Q = Semi-Literate

                                 0-3–No Q = Quote-Dunce

 

BONUS QUOTE:

 “The true civilization is where every man gives to every other every right that he claims for himself.”  – Robert Ingersoll

 (Ingersoll, 1833-1899, nicknamed “The Great Agnostic,” was an American politician and orator.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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